If you were planning to elope this weekend it is probably best not to. Even the BBC have cottoned on to the news that the small border town is liable to be deserted this weekend.
A BBC Scotland
trailer is basically showing a couple turning up in the town but finding
the Old Smitty and various Churches in the area closed for business.
There's even a glimpse of Brooks Mileson's greying pony-tailed head
running off away from the couple.
The tag line is 'Gretna the only town in Scotland that can break Hearts'.
reason that Gretna will appear to be a ghost town on Saturday is of
course the fact that the Scottish Second Division Champions are facing
Champions League qualifiers Hearts at Hampden in the Scottish Cup Final.
is one of the most hilarious bits of Sports event advertising I've seen
for a while so well done the guys at Queen Margaret's Drive for coming
up with this piece of genius.